this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
As a Canadian I can 100% confirm
ok but literally how
I’m pretty sure he is actually a legit wizard fucking around with us muggles.
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE
What do you think
angels do in their free time?
gadreel and Cas
Think about how fast he snitched tho
Those poor employees were probably ready to shit their pants.
"Well, it’s true! I put my heart in your hands!"
"And it was GROSS, Tony! God.”
Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?
Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.
What a lovely symmetry.
But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.
Did you run your marathon like that?
It was so much easier for the training, ‘cause, really sweaty, y’know. So much easier just to wash the hair - half the time! I’m probably lighter as well.
I’m assuming one kind of turn was probably a lot easier and the other turn was, like, a huge draft.