This is a place where a weirdo lurks among the shadows; holed up in her dark and cramped office. Unless she uses her laptop, in which case she's no longer lurking among the shadows in the dark and cramped office. So I suppose it's only half the time a place where a weirdo lurks among the shadows in the dark, cramped office, and just where a weirdo lurks the rest of the time. Her name is Melissa. She's 25, a college graduate with an English degree, and a lover of all things.